In honor of this week’s Weekly Writing Challenge: I Wish I Were.
Adapted From “I Wish” by Skee-Lo (now in the subjective)
Hey, this is radio station W-S-K-E-E
We’re takin’ calls off the wish line
Making all your wacky wishes come true
I wish I were just a teensy bit taller, just a ¼ inch. Then, I wouldn’t feel guilty when I say I’m 5’6 instead of 5’5 and ¾”. Plus, my husband and I might not look so off in pictures.
I wish I were a baller. Then my husband wouldn’t have to go to work and we could spend all winter in Vermont.
I wish I had a girl who looked good – Oh, but I do…
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a ’64 Impala. Really, who needs a ’64 Impala when you have a ’92 Wrangler.
Oh, I wish I were…